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Oct 10, 2021Liked by Heather Lofthouse

Caption: I know - sucks, being assassinated.

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The GOP sends thoughts and prayers.

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Oct 11, 2021Liked by Heather Lofthouse

That filibuster is going to have to come out.

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Here, drink this Kool-Aid. You only think you're sick.

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I know it's a bitter pill to swallow, Sam, but you have a blockage of your voting rights and I can't let you go home until you pass it!

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Let them secede this time. Then build a wall.

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Do you want the Red Pill for Autocracy or the Blue Pill for Democracy?

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Our tests confirm Republicanitis, a serious and destabilizing parasitic infection.

But a potent regimen of blue antiparasitics should clear up the infestation.

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Oct 10, 2021Liked by Heather Lofthouse

It's hemlock, it's good for you.

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It's a gift from the TEA Party!

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Oct 10, 2021Liked by Heather Lofthouse

It's oolong. They were out of hemlock.

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Here, drink this humili-tea.

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It’s a sugar pill. I’m afraid only you can save yourself.

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At least I had a quick death!

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“Four score (more or less) ago, you had to fight for your life. Unfortunately, I’m afraid you’ll have to do it again. You must never, never give up!”

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Chicken soup for your lost soul?

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