And last week's winner and close runner-up
Caption: I know - sucks, being assassinated.
The GOP sends thoughts and prayers.
That filibuster is going to have to come out.
Here, drink this Kool-Aid. You only think you're sick.
I know it's a bitter pill to swallow, Sam, but you have a blockage of your voting rights and I can't let you go home until you pass it!
Let them secede this time. Then build a wall.
Do you want the Red Pill for Autocracy or the Blue Pill for Democracy?
Our tests confirm Republicanitis, a serious and destabilizing parasitic infection.
But a potent regimen of blue antiparasitics should clear up the infestation.
It's hemlock, it's good for you.
It's a gift from the TEA Party!
It's oolong. They were out of hemlock.
Here, drink this humili-tea.
It’s a sugar pill. I’m afraid only you can save yourself.
At least I had a quick death!
“Four score (more or less) ago, you had to fight for your life. Unfortunately, I’m afraid you’ll have to do it again. You must never, never give up!”
Chicken soup for your lost soul?
Caption: I know - sucks, being assassinated.
The GOP sends thoughts and prayers.
That filibuster is going to have to come out.
Here, drink this Kool-Aid. You only think you're sick.
I know it's a bitter pill to swallow, Sam, but you have a blockage of your voting rights and I can't let you go home until you pass it!
Let them secede this time. Then build a wall.
Do you want the Red Pill for Autocracy or the Blue Pill for Democracy?
Our tests confirm Republicanitis, a serious and destabilizing parasitic infection.
But a potent regimen of blue antiparasitics should clear up the infestation.
It's hemlock, it's good for you.
It's a gift from the TEA Party!
It's oolong. They were out of hemlock.
Here, drink this humili-tea.
It’s a sugar pill. I’m afraid only you can save yourself.
At least I had a quick death!
“Four score (more or less) ago, you had to fight for your life. Unfortunately, I’m afraid you’ll have to do it again. You must never, never give up!”
Chicken soup for your lost soul?