This week's caption contest: Abraham Lincoln

And last week's winner and close runner-up

Please submit your caption in the Comments section. Winners will be announced next week. Please post your caption by Tuesday at 10am PT, 1pm ET, for consideration.

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Last week’s competition:

Winning caption:

"Sorry, we don't do handouts."

(Congratulations, EmmaLeigh80!)

Runner-up:

"I would help him, but I think we should ask what McConnell wants first."

(Congratulations, Alexander Toro-Quinones!)

If you’d like to help us select this week’s winner, be sure to indicate what tickled you or made you think by “hearting” or commenting on your favorite submissions.