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Unfortunately defective embryos can’t be aborted in TX

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A clear violation of the Hatch Act.

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Beat me to it

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Okay, he's born. Now YOU figure out how to feed him!

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no Heartbeat -- We can Still Abort!

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I thought the DoDo was extinct!

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Tyrant-asarus Tex

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He is from Kentucky.

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Oh, look. It’s a red-breasted syncophant.

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If it ends up having a bird-brain, it'll be an improvement!

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No one has ever been able to feel his heartbeat.

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Uh oh, hard boiled and deviled already!

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I hate it when expired dinosaur eggs hatch in the wrong era.

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Woops! There's a rotten egg if I ever saw one!

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Who Shit HIM out?!!

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Should’ve had the abortion after all.

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She shoulda made the trip for that procedure. Now look..... we have this to deal with.

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That’s sure’s an ugly one…..must be one of yours Marjorie Taylor Green!!

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