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We shouldn't eat them. Professional courtesy!

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Shark1: “What do you call a deserted island with two billionaires stranded on it?”

Shark 2: “Don’t know.”

Shark 1: “a ‘crypt ‘o currency’”

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Dinner is here, it's filet of no soul

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Do you have room for just desserts?

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"Let's just watch them eat each other."

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🎯‼️

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“Who wants to bite a millionaire?”

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Who’s the Shark Tank winner now?

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Just wait. Eventually, one of them will think he can walk on water.

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Think they forgot to factor in the gravitational pull of Karma.

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This what they call trickle down astronomy! Eventually we'll all get a piece.

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First time trickle down might provide something to the rest of us.

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Who’s gonna tell them we have a billionaire tax here too?

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There goes the neighborhood.

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Eat the Rich!

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I'd say "let's eat 'em" but they're too rich.

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Bill Gates wrote the re-entry software

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I've had Earthling & Martian but I'm not sure I want anything from Uranus.

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