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Hmmm... Just to clarify, does that count as Voting Envy or Penis Envy?

Just an old bloke trying to keep up with the latest psycofads. 😬

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No penis envy… we have brains and we use them!

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Hmmm.... If I were braver, I might answer 'sometimes' to that last bit. As it is, I'll shut the f*ck up as I'm too scared of all those intelligent women on this blog that are voting for Kamala!

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Well, darn, I guess if a girl likes that she can vote, she kind of envies a penis just in case! (But I don't hold it against ya, bloke.)

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Good answer!

And penises do come with a list of other advantages too! Higher salaries, more promotions, far less criticism from others, getting away with lower standards of behaviour,......... the list goes on and on.

Oh yes, it's good to be a bloke! 😬

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Tall, too. Tall is good.

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Oy! Yeah, that, too!

BUT, short is OK, also.

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So you are a woman AND you're short? Wow, what a bummer!

What does your therapist say about all that?

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Therapist retired burned out years ago. I have long since embraced my Neanderthal genes.

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Glad to hear your inner Neanderthal is ascendant. Yes, that's another thing we can get away with - hairy armpits! 🙂

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Too much information? Huh! I have to go see if it turned gray under there too.

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What armpit hair? Don't old people lose that? I don't have any! And I don't mind.

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I guess it's genetics.

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I do hope we are still talking armpits!!?

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Giggle.

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Yeah tall is good and taller is better.

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HA-ha-ha-ha! Touche … OH, maybe no touche. No touchie. Too funny, though.

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