He's party to so many lawsuits and been subpoenaed for so many crimes that they had to have him cloned. Otherwise they'd never get through all the trials before he dies!
Caro, I agree that shorter is better but my "stubborn interior kid" insisted that I make it clear that he'd be dead before they finished prosecuting him. (Since I'm 73 I'd probably be dead, too!!)
Yikes!! He'd have to clone all his lawyers, too! This could be a real problem since he seems to have more than one for each case. I suppose he could just buy one of those big NY law firms, but then he'd have to clone more money. Oh well, add counterfeiting to the list...
You're right! All Republicans are starting to look alike.
We have a winner!
And they all have that same 'stench'.
Send in the clones!
Two thumbs up Laurie!
Perfect!
Oompa loompa doompety doo
I've got an easy case for you
Oompa Loompa doompety dee
Looks like they all committed Treason to me.
No Mains Raya thing . .Clearly out of his Tree . . .
Has he taken all the top spots in America’s Most Wanted?
Today's contest is a difficult one, & I think this is the best I've seen yet.
They're all crooks, how can I pick just one????
Get 'em all on RICO charges!
Congrats Fay, good one!
Thank you.
Even if a judge throws the book at him, I don't think he'll read it.
I doubt he even read the cliff notes on books in college. That would be too high a reading level for him.
But if it looked like a burger he'd devour it.
I didn't know Trump had so many look-alikes willing to take the rap for him.
He's done such evil in his life he's become his own mob.
Perfect!
The Trump Choir is going to Sing Sing.
Instead of picking out the suspect, you have to guess the crime he hasn't committed.
It's an optical illusion - many crimes but only one real suspect!
He's party to so many lawsuits and been subpoenaed for so many crimes that they had to have him cloned. Otherwise they'd never get through all the trials before he dies!
A more succinct version of this idea would be great! “The clown needs clones; too many crimes to prosecute one at a time!”
Caro, I agree that shorter is better but my "stubborn interior kid" insisted that I make it clear that he'd be dead before they finished prosecuting him. (Since I'm 73 I'd probably be dead, too!!)
But you're alive and kickin' and we're grateful!
Perhaps someone (or you) can edit it further? I love your idea so how best to sculpt it into a pithy cartoon caption?
In order to get through all the lawsuits and supoenas before he does, thay had to clone him.
Yikes!! He'd have to clone all his lawyers, too! This could be a real problem since he seems to have more than one for each case. I suppose he could just buy one of those big NY law firms, but then he'd have to clone more money. Oh well, add counterfeiting to the list...
Can you make that funny?
How about: All white? All male? All orange? Really? (I’m not that funny, I guess)
Just ask who won the 2020 election. "I did" is your man.
Maga clone wars.
It's the red tide!
Let's throw a Big Mac in the room and see who dives for it.