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You're right! All Republicans are starting to look alike.

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Aug 14, 2022Liked by Heather Lofthouse

Send in the clones!

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Aug 14, 2022·edited Aug 14, 2022

Oompa loompa doompety doo

I've got an easy case for you

Oompa Loompa doompety dee

Looks like they all committed Treason to me.

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Has he taken all the top spots in America’s Most Wanted?

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They're all crooks, how can I pick just one????

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Even if a judge throws the book at him, I don't think he'll read it.

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I didn't know Trump had so many look-alikes willing to take the rap for him.

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He's done such evil in his life he's become his own mob.

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The Trump Choir is going to Sing Sing.

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Instead of picking out the suspect, you have to guess the crime he hasn't committed.

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founding

It's an optical illusion - many crimes but only one real suspect!

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He's party to so many lawsuits and been subpoenaed for so many crimes that they had to have him cloned. Otherwise they'd never get through all the trials before he dies!

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Just ask who won the 2020 election. "I did" is your man.

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Maga clone wars.

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It's the red tide!

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Let's throw a Big Mac in the room and see who dives for it.

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