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Well done, Your Majesty! You outlasted the Soviets, Boris Johnson, AND Downton Abbey!

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Well, at least WE were able to kick some FASCIST ASSES during our day. Sure hope the Americans can do the same in November.

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“Thank God you’re here. Prince Philip has been a royal pain in the ass.”

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Did you bring my cigars?

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What the bloody hell is going on down there?

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Good Heavens, Ma'am...who the devil does that orange Yank think he is, Hitler?

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“We saw the rainbows from here on Thursday and knew you’d be right along, Your Majesty…”

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....and tea is at four o'clock. We will be joined today by your great, great grandmother, Queen Victoria, and the Highest Powers themselves. They've been waiting for ages to ask you what was in that handbag you always carried with you.

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Sep 11, 2022·edited Sep 11, 2022

Job well done, Your Majesty! We can resume our weekly chats ; I have missed the humour!

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Sep 11, 2022·edited Sep 11, 2022

Ma'am, even though large tracts of Europe and the United States have fallen or may fall into the grip of the far-right and all the odious apparatus of fascist or semi-fascist rule, we shall not flag or fail. We shall go on to the end of all eternity, we shall fight in our respective legislatures and judiciaries, and on social media, we shall fight with growing confidence and growing strength from up here in the heavens, we shall defend democracy, whatever the cost may be; we shall never surrender!

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Welcome Your Majesty, you can rest now.

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I've got bad news, madam, he's Irish Catholic.

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Took you long enough.

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CHURCHILL: "What took you so long, Ma'am?"

ELIZABETH II: GOD SAVED THE QUEEN!"

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"Well Done, You!"

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Sorry, mum. But, it is all self serve, here.

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