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Well done, Your Majesty! You outlasted the Soviets, Boris Johnson, AND Downton Abbey!

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Well, at least WE were able to kick some FASCIST ASSES during our day. Sure hope the Americans can do the same in November.

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no one talks to the Queen that way

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So very true. I am surprised this is the top comment. For once, we could be gracious and humble…

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Windfall

Unfortunately, some coverage a must . .part of a public trust . .

Then so wack a semi fascist . . .an other side Asset . .

not just clown fatigue, but Disgust #the donald oweds

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“Thank God you’re here. Prince Philip has been a royal pain in the ass.”

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And Princess Margaret Rose keeps trying to break the rules.

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no one talks to the Queen that way

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Sep 12, 2022·edited Sep 12, 2022

So very true. I am surprised this is among the top comments. For once, we could be gracious and humble…

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Did you bring my cigars?

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What the bloody hell is going on down there?

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Good Heavens, Ma'am...who the devil does that orange Yank think he is, Hitler?

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“We saw the rainbows from here on Thursday and knew you’d be right along, Your Majesty…”

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....and tea is at four o'clock. We will be joined today by your great, great grandmother, Queen Victoria, and the Highest Powers themselves. They've been waiting for ages to ask you what was in that handbag you always carried with you.

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Treats for the Corgis, if you must know.

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Perfect!

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She showed Paddington Bear what was in there: a marmalade sandwich!!!

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Job well done, Your Majesty! We can resume our weekly chats ; I have missed the humour!

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Sep 11, 2022·edited Sep 11, 2022

Ma'am, even though large tracts of Europe and the United States have fallen or may fall into the grip of the far-right and all the odious apparatus of fascist or semi-fascist rule, we shall not flag or fail. We shall go on to the end of all eternity, we shall fight in our respective legislatures and judiciaries, and on social media, we shall fight with growing confidence and growing strength from up here in the heavens, we shall defend democracy, whatever the cost may be; we shall never surrender!

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"Alas! Will I never have a day off? It has been seventy long, difficult years, Winnie!"

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Welcome Your Majesty, you can rest now.

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I've got bad news, madam, he's Irish Catholic.

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Took you long enough.

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CHURCHILL: "What took you so long, Ma'am?"

ELIZABETH II: GOD SAVED THE QUEEN!"

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"Well Done, You!"

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Sorry, mum. But, it is all self serve, here.

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