And last time's winner!
"What? You don't have any of these in a 'trickle down' dispenser?"
Do you have anything that clears up poverty? I have a pretty bad case of it and nothing has seemed to help.
Do you have anything with a conscience?
Looks like a lot of brands but why do they all smell the same?
I am looking for your Fascism Remover.
Do I apply them directly, or just let them trickle down?
Looks like the same snake oil, only marketed under different names!
I see you have a variety of White Privilege.
Any of these environmentally Friendly?
Heard my purchases here are tax free
Do you have Betsy DeVos lip gloss?
Oh! that filthy rich smell! I have arrived!
Do you happen to have Trump’s Sedition Salve? I hear it’s good for treating finger burns from using those throw-away cell phones.
Smells Like Mean Spirit
One Oligarch of Olay, please.
Whaddaya mean I can't get plain ol' snake oil?
"What? You don't have any of these in a 'trickle down' dispenser?"
Do you have anything that clears up poverty? I have a pretty bad case of it and nothing has seemed to help.
Do you have anything with a conscience?
Looks like a lot of brands but why do they all smell the same?
I am looking for your Fascism Remover.
Do I apply them directly, or just let them trickle down?
Looks like the same snake oil, only marketed under different names!
I see you have a variety of White Privilege.
Any of these environmentally Friendly?
Heard my purchases here are tax free
Do you have Betsy DeVos lip gloss?
Oh! that filthy rich smell! I have arrived!
Do you happen to have Trump’s Sedition Salve? I hear it’s good for treating finger burns from using those throw-away cell phones.
Smells Like Mean Spirit
One Oligarch of Olay, please.
Whaddaya mean I can't get plain ol' snake oil?