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What am I bid for 6 trillion barrels of oil? Freedom of the press?

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The price of Russian oil and gas -- Ukrainian freedom and democracy. Boycott it!

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Putin is Making Russia Great Again, one war crime at a time!

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With Russian oil and gas, the West can kiss Democracy and freedom goodbye!

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Oil and gas will trickle down, don't worry, comrades!

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First we destroy Ukraine then we take the atmosphere, bwah ha ha!

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You can’t stop what you can’t quit!

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“Pay no attention to him and I’ll be your friend.”

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*in Russian accent* "To refuse to import me is futile! Without me you have no fuel for transport and you live in cold house"

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Don’t worry about the protests Vlad. Midterm election polls show that attacks on democracy are negligible concerns to half of the us.

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Make up your mind, buntovshiks....will it be caribous or me?!

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Gas and smash

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Mar 6, 2022·edited Mar 6, 2022

Heil Comrade Trumpler

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Don't worry, he's just chipping out a few Nazis.

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“Don’t shoot!”

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Oil addictions rule! Nail the coffin of Democracy!

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