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Oct 24, 2021Liked by Heather Lofthouse

"Just say the ice is thick"

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The ice isn't the only thing around here that is cracked!

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"One, sir? I'm seeing two iceholes."

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Don't worry about justICE, we have executive privilege.

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I will follow you... follow you wherever you will go...

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Sir, I think the 11,780 Georgia votes are in there. Let me know.

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The Dems want me to take the plunge while you skate on thin ice mein Fuhrer!

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Of course you’re right and the experts are wrong. The ice is thick. Bigly thick. Thickiest thick! And you have the bigliest ice hole. Big!

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Let me guess, just another fishing expedition?

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Sir, please be careful. You’re bone spurs are breaking the ice!

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Don't worry Donny. You can walk on water.

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Come a few steps closer Mr. President. I have plan.

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Too bad Rudy stepped in it, Jefe, but you won’t let that happen to me.

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“I alone can save you!”

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“Did you see those birds pooping on Abbott last week?”

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