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I would help him, but I think we should ask what McConnell wants first.

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Exactly!

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“Sorry, we don’t do handouts.”

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Another good one.

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Look Joe, another one of our constituents with their hand out

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"Hey Joe, Would you throw your jacket over the puddle for me?"

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"I know he's sinking slowly, Joe, but let's stick around to watch the bubbles..."

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C'mon Joe, cheer up!! SEE...Here's one of our constituents waving to us!!

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Quick! Throw him an anchor!

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Another wickedly perfect caption!!!

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Caption: You know, Joe, that our constituents have an entitlement mentality, but we’re in great shape with our donors!

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Look Joe, our constituents are drowning in their tears of gratitude.

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Just step on them. We're famous and that's what counts.

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What a country! Where two votes can sink millions of people into poverty!

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I was elected to serve the people and corporations are people, too!

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“Hey Joe let’s start a research company called “Hindenburg research” and short hydrogen stocks”

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Total inaction works for Republicans; it will work for us, too.

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Democracy may be drowning but at least we saved the filibuster!

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