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Alexander Toro-Quinones's avatar

I would help him, but I think we should ask what McConnell wants first.

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Jane Schaefer's avatar

Exactly!

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EmmaLeigh80's avatar

“Sorry, we don’t do handouts.”

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Marguerite Brombacher's avatar

Another good one.

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Matthew Schmeling's avatar

Look Joe, another one of our constituents with their hand out

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Jeff Stratford's avatar

"Hey Joe, Would you throw your jacket over the puddle for me?"

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Steve Monjar's avatar

"I know he's sinking slowly, Joe, but let's stick around to watch the bubbles..."

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Peter Stetler's avatar

C'mon Joe, cheer up!! SEE...Here's one of our constituents waving to us!!

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Meryle Korn's avatar

Quick! Throw him an anchor!

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Born on Jan 6's avatar

Another wickedly perfect caption!!!

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Frederick Lucies's avatar

Caption: You know, Joe, that our constituents have an entitlement mentality, but we’re in great shape with our donors!

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Jeffrey Von Glahn's avatar

Let them eat cake!

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Bjorn's avatar

Look Joe, our constituents are drowning in their tears of gratitude.

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PeggyJo's avatar

Just step on them. We're famous and that's what counts.

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MARK RITTER's avatar

What a country! Where two votes can sink millions of people into poverty!

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Deborah Carroll's avatar

I was elected to serve the people and corporations are people, too!

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L Shelfield    H₂>'s avatar

“Hey Joe let’s start a research company called “Hindenburg research” and short hydrogen stocks”

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Beth Hilgartner's avatar

Total inaction works for Republicans; it will work for us, too.

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Zack's avatar

Democracy may be drowning but at least we saved the filibuster!

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