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May 22, 2022·edited May 22, 2022

Psst - Dad! He believed me when I said the custom-made shirt stood for Leader Of State Election Results.

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Anne, I struggled yesterday morning to draft text that appealed to my comic sensibility and ultimately gave up. I write to state that I find your caption pitch-perfect on several levels.

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May 23, 2022·edited May 23, 2022

Barbara Jo ~ What a huge compliment; thank you so much. This was probably the ONLY time I did not struggle with a caption, with the exception of the original post stating “Lay Off” instead of “Leader Of” which was a Freudian slip… hence the edited post.

It is a sad day when we must twist our own thinking to try to figure out what makes the likes of the most despicable behave.

My best to you and those whom you hold dear. Please mask up again if you haven’t been. Omicron is dreadful. 🕊🌻

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Anne, I was sorry to learn how severely affected you were by Omicron. I trust your presence on the site is an indication that you’re mending.

My best to you and yours for a joyful and healthy summer.🍀

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Thanks Barbara Jo ~ I am on the mend but it is slow-going, especially considering I am fully faxed and (one-time) boosted. Thank you for your kindness.

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The biggest loser

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Indeed!

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Hey Dad, his hand on my neck feels really small.

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Don’t wait for the final results. Just go out there and say you won!

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It's Bart, not Breitbart!

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I'm Bart Simpson, who the hell are you, loser?

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Dad, he was fired. His whole family was fired. He has the T-shirt to prove it.

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If I behaved like him, my teacher would put me in time out.

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yo dude, “Losers will not replace us!”

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1. Cartoons can't vote.

2. We only support winners.

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The T shirt I gave you from the famous fashion designer "Loser" fits perfectly!

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May 22, 2022·edited May 22, 2022

I said, "you're a craptacular loser", man!

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You make my Dad look like an absolute genius!

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Ouch! LOL

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Let's dick punch this asshole.

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I was genuinely lol when I read this. I hope it wins.

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Dad, if this overweight, fake-tanned, moronic loser can become president, then so can you.

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Bart: "Aw, can we keep Dad, please." (He's a loser...he's a Simpson)

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