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The Can Can? No, it's the Coup Coup!

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founding

You can't even see the strings!

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Their next production is called "Putin on the Ritz"

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What good is sitting

Alone in the oval gloom?

Come hear the rioters bray

Life is a seditious play, old chum

Come to the Rudi fray!

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After this I'll need a Gin n Thomas.

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founding

Yeah I auditioned but they didn’t take me. I couldn’t lie hard enough.

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You should see their Trump Ass Kissing routine!

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Kiss my soul good-bye. I won't have one tomorrow. I did what I had to do. Lie and cheat. Kiss his feet. What I did for Trump. All I did for Trump.

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And the Rockettes red glare. With bombs bursting unfair......

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Rudi's Chorus Line for production of "The Art of Insurrection".

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The Republican Rockettes performing their "Insurrection & Coup Eye-High Kick"!

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So that's what a "rogue's gallery" looks like.

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Send in the clowns!

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They are doing warmups for the next Insurrection.

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They're remaking that Mel Brooks classic "The Producers". It's about some guys who bilk their investors by deliberately producing a Broadway flop so they can abscond with all the money.

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Is that what he meant by demanding he “high step” for him???

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