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Screw it, I'm claiming the cat as a dependent.

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At least I don't have to pay an idiot to play golf anymore.

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Since my taxes pay their salaries , I am going to claim members of Congress as my dependents!

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Every time I visit the library, or the VA hospital, I remember I helped create them.

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Apr 17, 2022·edited Apr 17, 2022

I pay so the rich don't have to-The American [D]ream

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"Taxes are the price we pay for a civilized society." -- Oliver Wendell Holmes Jr.

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We are helping Ukraine to survive.

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Mom's Medicare, better roads, Ketanji Brown, public library, we've got this!

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I’ll just picture my ‘donation’ going to pay Ketanji Brown Jackson.

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If the only 2 things we're guaranteed in life are death and taxes, I guess I'll choose taxes.

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Maybe President Biden will make the billionaires pay some taxes!

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Maybe I can get rich and not have to pay taxes.

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So where's that representation I'm paying for?

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Heyyyy, my taxes support the federal prison system in which Trump shall soon be a inmate :))))))))))

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Please Lord, don't forget about those who are just barely making it by.

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Lucky I don't have to itemize deductions.

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