Please submit your caption in the Comments section. Winners will be announced next Sunday. For consideration, please post your caption by tomorrow (Monday), at 9 pm PT, 12:00 midnight ET.
Last week’s winner:
“The loose cannon club is called to order...”
(Congratulations, Philanthroper)
Runner-up:
“Ready, aim, liars!”
(Congratulations, Ken in France)
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Oh I know quicksand I probably know quicksand better than anyone. I use it in the sand traps on my golf courses. You wouldn't believe how many loose lipped caddies and hookers are at the bottom of those things.The thing about quicksand is it sucks. Yeah it sucks you right down . The thing about sucking is suckers, one born every minute . When life gives you quicksand you build a luxury hotel on it!