Sunday caption contest: Panic

And last week’s winner

Friends,

Please submit your caption in the Comments section and, as before, please use the Comments section only for captions.

Winners will be announced next Sunday. For consideration, please post your caption by Monday at 9 pm PT, 12 midnight ET.

Last week’s winner:

“I hear 14-year-old girls get in free.”

(Congratulations, Ron Fugate.)

Runners-up:

“New venue for ‘Dancing with the Tsars.’”

(Congratulations, Cindy McKim.)

“For the same $200M, the entire Navajo reservation could have running water.”

(Congratulations, ISOequanimity.)

“With a few exceptions, the list of donors kinda looks like the Epstein list!”

(Congratulations, Russwin Francisco.)

“Let them eat cake.”

(Congratulations, Steven Horowitz.)

“Can’t repeat the past?…Why of course you can!”

— F. Scott Fitzgerald, The Great Gatsby

(Congratulations, Michon’s Voice.)

“Maybe we can use it to feed the hungry and shelter the homeless?”

(Congratulations, Mary’s Substack.)

“At least the aristocracy will be conveniently gathered in one place when we revolt against them.”

(Congratulations, Sue Schneider.)