Sunday caption contest: Ho ho ho!

And last week’s winner

(Posted today, Saturday, because taking tomorrow off! ) Please submit your caption in the Comments section. Winners will be announced next Sunday. For consideration, please post your caption by Monday at 9 pm PT, 12 midnight ET.

Last week’s winner:

“Trump told me not to worry, he will pardon me.”

(Congratulations, Keith Olson)

Runner-up:

“I smile because you can’t squeeze blood from a turnip. I’m totally broke!”

(Congratulations, Nancy Willingham)