Friends,
Please submit your caption in the Comments section. Winners will be announced next Sunday. For consideration, please post your caption by Monday at 9 pm PT, 12 midnight ET.
Last week’s winner:
“Quick! Throw him a roll of paper towels!”
(Congratulations, Donald Nolte.)
Runner-up:
“It's not the debt, he’s drowning in the sea of lies.”
(Congratulations, Charles Wright.)
In just nine short months, we can stop giving a damn.
We will protect you, right up until the day you're born!